What is the difference between a good Lawyer and bad lawyer

• What is the difference between a good Lawyer and bad lawyer ?Ans: A bad lawyer can let a case drag out for several years and a good lawyer can make i last even longer.

• A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl's grandmother. On their way  through the cemetory back to the car,the little girl asked," Mummy, do they ever bury two people in the same graver ?" "Of course not, dear," replied the mother."Why would you think that ? "" The tombstone back there said,"Have lies a Lawyewr and honest man "

• As the lawyer awoke from surgery,he asked," Why ar the blinds (Curtains) drawn?". The nurse answered," There is fire across the street, and we did not want you think you had died ".

• One day a contract law class , the professor asked one of his better students," Now if you were to give someone an orange ,how would you go about it ?".The student replied ," Okay, i would tell him,I hereby give and convey to you all and singular,my estate and interests,rights,claim,tittle and advantages with full power to bite,cut,freege and otherwise eat,the same or give the same way with and without the pilp,juice ,rind and seeds,anything herein before or hereinafter or in any deed,or deeds.instruments of watever nature or kind whatsover to the contrary in anywise nothingstanding.."